Hello Santa. Now, um, we’ve got a slight problem here because I have been rather naughty. But you’re a businessman, I’m a businessman, I’m sure we can work something out.” – Stewie
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| — | Road To The North Pole - Family Guy |
Charlie: Do you know why, family is so important?
Jake: Designated Driver?!
Berta: Liver Match?!
Alan: Bail Money?!
Evelyn: Prescription medication to steal?!
Jake: Designated Driver?!
Berta: Liver Match?!
Alan: Bail Money?!
Evelyn: Prescription medication to steal?!
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| — | Two and a Half Men - S08E10 |
Pay no attention to what the critics say… Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic!
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| — | Jean Sibelius (via livejamie) |
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Song: Nocturne
Artist: Secret Garden (Anne Tackle)
Album: Inside I’m Singing
Life is all about ass. You’re either covering it, laughing it off,
kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
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